Here we go!

So I finally have a “degree” in writing.  Will that help my overall ability to craft an effective narrative?  Who knows.  All I know is that after sitting through the ceremony I have no inclination to do that again.  All the speakers and trimmings that go with that dog and pony show remind me of change of command ceremonies.

I am not knocking it in an overall context, I get why they are the way they are, but it isn’t for me anymore.  I felt no real sense of pride or anything because of it.  I felt better the last day of class knowing that I had completed something for personal reasons.  It’s kind of hard to explain.  It seems I enjoy the work more than the ceremony attached to it.

I guess it was more to see the people I had gone to school with one more time than to actually partake in “tradition”.  I believe if I had actually gotten my diploma at the time I might have felt a little better, but we got an I.O.U. and will get the actual thing in a month or so.

In my opinion things like this are just to stroke the ego of the people in charge and for them to invite their friends and to give out honorary degrees and recognition.  I mean My first college graduation was better because it was more intimate and catered to the students.  In this one it seemed to be more tailored to those in charge and we, as pupils, were just there.

It was an absolute fleecing in presentation. Every turn seemed to be a marketing thing.  We HAD to fill out photo forms, even if we had no intention of getting them.  The DVD is available as well.  Not to mention all the the Alumni memorabilia.  Now just toss in all the institutional propaganda and you have a winner.

Is this all bad?  Probably not.  And for kids just getting their first degrees I am sure it was exciting, like it was my first time or two.  But for me it was just over two hours of boredom listening to people I didn’t know and who had little to do with the actual school, I know I didn’t have all the professors etc, therefore there would be some people I didn’t know.

I guess just being a cynic and someone who has been in the world longer than most of my “peers” have been alive has a different view of things.  Not to mention all of the “You will change the world” rhetoric was just mind numbing and made me laugh a little.  I just wanted to learn to write better.  In that area I think I got what I wanted, though it was a pain in the ass to achieve, and not because of the work.

That is a whole fun adventure.  I started school and was actually enjoying it, but because I am that 1 in 100 case or weird, those in charge couldn’t seem to do anything and the conflicting information I kept getting throughout my first semester put a bad taste in my mouth.  The classes were easy and in most cases fun, trying to get answers regarding all of my transfer stuff and figuring out if I could even accomplish what I wanted was not.

In a way it mimicked a lot of the confrontations I had with higher ups while in the service.  Which you can read about in my memoirs. Shameless plug there, but at least its fro me, in my blog, on my site!!!!

In short, if I had to do it over again, I wouldn’t go back to that school, and being a “MASCOT for life!” mean jack shit to me because of the way i was treated.

Rewrites

I had a day off (kind of) from school and all that and I decided to redo Remnant.  You see when I put it up I added a couple of things, because I paid a guy to edit it and in hindsight cheaper is not only not better but really subpar…….

More of a mixed bag really, he had some suggestions that were good and some that weren’t.  I added 4 chapters to the book, two helped it, two didn’t.  But I had put off altering what I had put up for a LONG time.  I decided to leave the two that helped (DUH).  Those were more about character development and grabbing the readers attention.

The other two were about world building, but they were just pure exposition dumps.  A reader said it was too much detail.  Good world building is spreading it out or doing it in an indirect way.  Unless the reader REALLY needs to know it, take your time.  So I cut those and the prologue.  In all the book is 27 pages shorter……. wow.

Thing is all of the information in those missing pages are covered later or in books 2 and 3.  If I ever get them out then you will see.  Point is, no matter how good a writer’s fake world is, what good is it really if no one wants to read about it?  You have to have characters worth following into that world.  So I am going with that.

I just get into a mood when I have to do it all at once.  I guess it aligns with all the rewriting I am doing for school of the carious essays and short stories…..  Which I will toss up here eventually or maybe just put in a book form, cause why not.  Not like I am ever going to get a real book deal.

Weird thoughts and Stuff!

I was taking my kid to school today and we started talking about Rick and Morty.  I said I should write something about Amish Cyborg.

“He tried to stop the horses, but they jolted.  He was thrown to the ground.  The heavy load in the wagon made it worse when the front and back tire ran over him.”

“The ambulance arrived and there was nothing they could do except take him to await his death.”

“All hope was lost on him, except from one renegade surgeon who declared I WILL NOT LET THIS MAN DIE!!  Hours later Amish Cyborg was born.”

Now a man, conflicted by what he believes and what he has become must come to terms with his new life and a community that cannot accept him.

This is the story of how he overcame all obstacles and how a people grew to love him.

Yeah I get some weird thought.

Another one that came to mind, since it is warming up where I live and all the snow is kinda melting.   Isn’t rain melting snow a kind of environmental cannibalism?

I know it isn’t, but it’s funny to think of it that way.

I haven’t been around a while, even when i thought I was going to be able to just take a day or so a month and put a bunch of crap up for later posting, but alas life gets kind of hectic and here I am.  I am planning to do a couple of things for later, but no guarantees.  Its right after midterms yet before the true push of all the end of semester assignments.  The good news being this is my last one, so there we go.  I should have time to amuse all three of you in a month or so.

This one is short and humorous………  so enjoy.

What the Hell, ya only live once!!!

I was tinkering with some of my other writing and decided to wrap up one I had been working on for a while……

The Fictitious Memoirs of a Jarhead in the Suck.

The is my memoir from when i was in the Marines.  Its short, just over 200 pages.  I finished it last summer and it’s been sitting around doing nothing for a while.  I got off my ass and finally scanned all the stuff I needed to put in it.  It just seemed kind of like a long ass whine fest without the “proof”, so I added it all in.

There’s no epic battle, or real lessons learned.  Just the stuff that happened (mostly routine) over a 15 year career and all that.  Sure there is a couple of exciting parts, but mostly just the changes to character over a decade and a half and all the people along the way.  It’s not going to win anything or get me that new house.  But It was cathartic in its creation.

Mostly, at least from what I have gathered from those that read it, it is something to show the average veteran that they aren’t alone in all the shit they have gone through, no matter how minor.  Most of the stuff that is out there about vets has to do with valor, important battles, all that epic good for TV shit.  But there are at least 100 of average people for each of those.  They have stories too, I just decided to write mine.

A link will appear at the top of my main page to the Amazon page when it finally pops up, until then just keep an eye out for it (if you care) and we’ll go from there.  It’s just one of those personal things.

On an odd note, I might have enough drivel for a short story collection soon…….  I mean once the semesters over and I graduate I should have a load of crap to toss together, assuming I get a B or better on it.  I won’t subject anyone to my “average” stuff.  or I just might submit is all over the web and freak out people for no reason.

A non-fiction one could follow.  That will be a lot sadder than my fiction.  I am still on track to finish ZERO books this year…….  I only need to do 2 to keep my 3 a year average up, but that was because I did 4ish last year…….  I can’t count either.